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Chapter 9: Revenge of the Clowns

Bob doesn't understand why some Sims don't like clowns. What's not to like?



Amazing you didn't see that one coming kid.

"Ughhhh just let me sleep! You cry more than Bobert ever did."

Jared wakes up and immediately makes a drink. He's perfect for Molly.

Yes, he's married but we'll deal with that later.

Bob approves of Molly and Jared being together. More bro time!

Also convenient having someone around to test his spells on.


Ha

Jared gets revenge by playing lick the popsicle with Molly in Bob and Bunny's bed.


"Why the heck am I cleaning this toilet?"

Queue the maid. Who oddly has a strong resemblance to Jared.

He shows up just in time for Minerva's birthday.



It's summer now so Bob rides his new broom/vacuum to the park.

What a hateful glare.

Bob Ross! Perhaps some relation to our Rossini family.

The man loves gold.

His leisurely afternoon is interrupted by an angry protesting mob.

He scans the crowd for the ring leader of these hicks.

Zelda Koffae is leading the chant at the podium.

"Down with the clowns! Get out of our town!"

I will get my revenge on you simple minded fool.

Bob will need to upgrade his wand for what he has in mind so he heads to Aleister's Elixirs and Sundrie.

"Do you have anything in gold?"

The shopkeeper sits out of the line of fire. "Well go on, give it a wave."

That evening Bob goes over to the McBachelor house to pick up Bobert when who should so conveniently be there but Zelda.

Get inside Tarik before you piss yourself, things are about to get ugly.

"I saw you leading that protest today and I think you need to be taught a lesson on judging Sims based on their appearance."


Ribbit.

Bob is feeling good about himself.

Poor Helena left outside by the stinky leaf pile, that kid is bound to be screwed up later.

Sandi has a lonely picnic in the middle of the night. She literally sits here for hours until I make her go home.

Minerva dreams of fish.



By now the family has figured out Bob is a Wizard, it wasn't as much of a big reveal as I thought it would be. I suppose in the Sims universe having magic is not a big deal.

Outtakes: 

Bunny sent a Woohooty text to Jebidiah, who is an elder now, luckily he says he doesn't feel like coming over right now. Crisis averted.

Zelda took a nap in the McBachelor's bed after being cursed. Nice whitie tighties gentlemen.

More excellent Sim parenting from River. At least Helena has her big brother Tarik watching out for her.

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